Hardy Har Har-LEAD PAINT!

Frequent contributor, Damian Chadwick, sends in this gem with the note: "turns out lead paint can be funny." No crap! Lead paint is hilarious. When Julie and I were in LA she had a run in with a soy paint acolyte. We both decided we preferred the NYC ethos: where our meat is rare and our paint is lead.

I am not sure what Dennis Rodman has to do with lead paint. But in the long run, who cares? Random accusations is the heart of subway graffiti!

God is Jaclyn Smith

The ever delightful, Collen Kane, sent in this graf. (100% DEFINITELY check out her blog at http://cokanesbloggery.blogspot.com/)

Collen writes:

"I took this picture last night while drunk. I'm sure I saw better grafitti last night but that's the only one I ended up snapping. It's funny to me because "God is good" isn't the first thought that comes to my mind when considering this ad, or the second one, or third...etc."

I am pretty sure God wasn't watching "Shear Genius." I mean no one was.

Hairy Dinosaur Dick

This graffiti entry comes from Lauren in NC. She has a polaroid blog over at http://poladroids.blogspot.com/.

Apparently someone has a "hairy pieradaciyl penis." First off, "pterodactyl" is spelled wrong. But it is an ambitious word for a spray-paint graffiti tag. I wonder why the person tagged that house, barn, shack...is it is own and he decided not to try Match.com and simply spray-paint his dating profile? Is it a more specific way to toilet paper someone's home? A modern day scarlet letter?

Or maybe a dinosaur lives there and he really has a hairy dick.

Save Abba!

The immigration debate extends to the Swedish pop-band, Abba. Will we ever be free? I love th die-hard Republican who sees a poster for "Mama Mia" and thinks "immigration" and not "Broadway has forever been ruined."

Thanks to Jen for sending it in.