Hardy Har Har-LEAD PAINT!

Frequent contributor, Damian Chadwick, sends in this gem with the note: "turns out lead paint can be funny." No crap! Lead paint is hilarious. When Julie and I were in LA she had a run in with a soy paint acolyte. We both decided we preferred the NYC ethos: where our meat is rare and our paint is lead.

I am not sure what Dennis Rodman has to do with lead paint. But in the long run, who cares? Random accusations is the heart of subway graffiti!