Music and Lyrics and Vomit

This image was sent in by the delightful and talented Jeff Hiller. He writes

"On the ad for the new Hugh Grant/ Drew Barrymoore movie "music and lyrics" someone added "and vomit". As cool as this graffitti is... I will be at the movie opening night. Unironically. I am that guy."

Jeff was brave to tell me that. And don't feel bad, Jeff, as I'm also that girl. I love cheesy movies and I love crying at cheesy movies even more. I got nabbed by a friend watching "Jerry Maguire" on TBS this weekend.

I think "Music and Lyrics" will be fun because Hugh Grant is so clearly miserable in the film. Watching people endure experiences they don't want to be a part of is comforting for me. Makes me feel like my dysfunctional childhood was not in vain.

Sigh.

Happy Valentines Day Jeff!

David Spade "Anus Mouth"

"Rules of Engagement" looks like a particularly turdy new show. A married couple, an engaged couple and David Spade. I'd rather felate the Vice President. The current Vice President. (Dick Cheney.) I'm a big Patrick Warburton fan but under no circumstance will I be viewing this show. If I want to see a comedy about how marriage fails I'll watch A&E's "Intervention."

So I was more than pleased when I saw this review on the "C" train.


"Anus Mouth"

David Spade has an "anus mouth." I wonder if that's what Heather Locklear likes about him.