tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-155003202012-01-10T05:46:54.892-08:00<a href=http://www.jackieclarke.net><img src=bugs4.gif></a> <br> Jackie Clarke loves Graffiti. If you see a great piece of graffiti send it to <center><a href=mailto:graffiti@jackieclarke.net>graffiti@jackieclarke.net</a></center><p><br><p> <center><a href=http://www.jackieclarke.net>www.jackieclarke.net</a> </center> <p><center><a href=http://jackieclarke.blogspot.com/>Comedy Genius</a> </center>Jackie Clarkenoreply@blogger.comBlogger651100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-6789335405431250402008-05-20T14:53:00.001-07:002008-12-10T09:20:28.773-08:00

I was having brunch with some friends this past Sunday when my friend Jesse, apropos of nothing drops mentions the new Adam Sandler movie, "Don't Mess with Zohan." Now, I'm not a huge comedy snob, I think a lot of Adam Sandler's stuff can be really funny. Steve Buschemi putting on lipstick in "Billy Madison" is pure weird comedy. "Don't Mess With Zohan" looks a lot like a stool sample. Jesse, a

Jackie Clarkenoreply@blogger.com67tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-37392596178889793682008-05-06T15:02:00.001-07:002008-12-10T09:20:29.609-08:00

Spring is upon us and that means that baseball is here again. Thank goodness!So here are some fun baseball thing-a-ma-jigs (including one non-graffiti item).Sox/Yanks rivalry ends in death.Bruised up Yanks fan, Ivonne Hernandez ran over a few Red Sox fans, killing one. This dope of a woman was at a bar in Nashua, NH proclaiming her Yanks fandom then jumped into her car to escape the chants of "

Jackie Clarkenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-63114265343923689742008-03-21T09:38:00.001-07:002008-12-10T09:20:30.057-08:00

The new Tylenol "Feel Better" ads that seem to be challenging Brett Gelman's "Little Bit of Luck" for title of NYC's most ubiquitous ads, are very Captain Obvious. They offer helpful advice such as "when you're hungry eat" and "if you can't sleep take a sleeping pill." Not exactly groundbreaking advertising.So imagine my delight when I stumbled on this simple and perfectly snarky graffiti."If

Jackie Clarkenoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-32617853340173193402008-03-20T09:59:00.000-07:002008-12-10T09:20:30.514-08:00

I saw this ad for keeping it green where someone wrote "Why Eliot?" I guess because of the bike my immediate thought was "this person is obsessed with 'ET' the movie." Then, to quote my sophomore English teacher who died from complications due to alcoholism, 'light dawns on marble head." Eliot Spitzer. Who boinked a whore and had to quit his job...as governor. I get it!Enjoy the graffiti the

Jackie Clarkenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-64754485185312915202008-02-15T15:16:00.001-08:002008-12-10T09:20:30.728-08:00

I've never met a dirty joke I don't like. I will never NOT think that farting, crapping, poop, boners, boobies and taints are not funny. When I was signing a Valentines Day card for my nephew I changed the message from "To the most fantastic kid I know" to "To the most fartastic kid I know." I don't care if I'm ninety with grandkids all around me. If one of them says, "Nana, you farted." I'm

Jackie Clarkenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-72117872305799531092008-01-04T12:28:00.000-08:002008-12-10T09:20:31.225-08:00

I recently saw "I am Legend" at the prompting of my good friend, Bibi. And let me tell you, this is one bummer of a movie. Spoiler alert! Will Smith strangles a dog to death. Good times! Bibi is about the biggest animal lover on the planet so she sobbed throughout the whole puppy execution.End SpoilerI came across this sweet piece of graffiti in Astoria visiting my friends John and Jeff.

Jackie Clarkenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-81309942582754228512007-07-19T09:59:00.001-07:002008-12-10T09:20:31.331-08:00

Frequent contributor, Damian Chadwick, sends in this gem with the note: "turns out lead paint can be funny." No crap! Lead paint is hilarious. When Julie and I were in LA she had a run in with a soy paint acolyte. We both decided we preferred the NYC ethos: where our meat is rare and our paint is lead. I am not sure what Dennis Rodman has to do with lead paint. But in the long run, who cares?

Jackie Clarkenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-77018966213922927332007-07-19T08:35:00.001-07:002008-12-10T09:20:31.483-08:00

The ever delightful, Collen Kane, sent in this graf. (100% DEFINITELY check out her blog at http://cokanesbloggery.blogspot.com/)Collen writes: "I took this picture last night while drunk. I'm sure I saw better grafitti last night but that's the only one I ended up snapping. It's funny to me because "God is good" isn't the first thought that comes to my mind when considering this ad, or the

Jackie Clarkenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-21083921755858652832007-07-19T08:25:00.001-07:002008-12-10T09:20:31.673-08:00

This graffiti entry comes from Lauren in NC. She has a polaroid blog over at http://poladroids.blogspot.com/.Apparently someone has a "hairy pieradaciyl penis." First off, "pterodactyl" is spelled wrong. But it is an ambitious word for a spray-paint graffiti tag. I wonder why the person tagged that house, barn, shack...is it is own and he decided not to try Match.com and simply spray-paint

Jackie Clarkenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-56566714112354780902007-07-19T08:16:00.001-07:002008-12-10T09:20:31.797-08:00

The immigration debate extends to the Swedish pop-band, Abba. Will we ever be free? I love th die-hard Republican who sees a poster for "Mama Mia" and thinks "immigration" and not "Broadway has forever been ruined."Thanks to Jen for sending it in.

Jackie Clarkenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-4081200543971189092007-02-12T20:27:00.000-08:002008-12-10T09:20:31.921-08:00

This image was sent in by the delightful and talented Jeff Hiller. He writes"On the ad for the new Hugh Grant/ Drew Barrymoore movie "music and lyrics" someone added "and vomit". As cool as this graffitti is... I will be at the movie opening night. Unironically. I am that guy."Jeff was brave to tell me that. And don't feel bad, Jeff, as I'm also that girl. I love cheesy movies and I love

Jackie Clarkenoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-4927812346475409512007-02-12T20:11:00.000-08:002008-12-10T09:20:32.379-08:00

"Rules of Engagement" looks like a particularly turdy new show. A married couple, an engaged couple and David Spade. I'd rather felate the Vice President. The current Vice President. (Dick Cheney.) I'm a big Patrick Warburton fan but under no circumstance will I be viewing this show. If I want to see a comedy about how marriage fails I'll watch A&E's "Intervention."So I was more than

Jackie Clarkenoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-7524372173510323902007-01-03T10:43:00.000-08:002008-12-10T09:20:32.566-08:00

The delightful Silvija Ozols (UCB Harold team Creep & Rogue Elephant) sent in this graffiti she saw in Queens.She wrote, "I saw this at the 36th St stop on the R train and thought of your graffiti blog. I can't really tell if it's offensive so I'll leave it for you to decide."I saw Silvija after she sent this and she again wondered if it was offensive. I told her, "I'm from Boston...this isn't

Jackie Clarkenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-86262096982175036362007-01-03T10:28:00.000-08:002008-12-10T09:20:32.711-08:00

Thanks to Emily who sent this in and wrote "thought you might like this one." Of course I did! A smiling black cherub with her arm in a sling shooting a gun at "the man" (the doctor). I think we can all get behind this!Extra points for grammar on this one!

Jackie Clarkenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-17720066292799355062006-11-13T18:33:00.000-08:002006-11-13T18:42:05.064-08:00

Another reader submission that I managed to overlook. Shame shame shame on me. First...this blast from the past. "Step off asshole." I love it.Remember this?"Can you spare any change?" I love themed entries!Delightful reader Nuala decided to send in 2 pix...this entry is the best review of "The Break-Up" I have ever seen.Yup that about sums it up. The movie blew and I don't care!

Jackie Clarkenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-15011054849697970642006-11-13T18:27:00.000-08:002006-11-13T18:29:39.120-08:00

Ha ha haThis is a new fave!Sent in by Lex in Nashville. I will let Lex do the explainin'Found this amazing graffiti in the women's bathroom of a bar in Nashville, TN. I had to snap it because, yeah, I used to fuck one too!

Jackie Clarkenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-49268288189132212622006-11-13T18:15:00.000-08:002006-11-13T18:21:07.263-08:00

Yet another delightful graf sent in by a reader! Thanks to Ernie of Atlanta!"Capitalism is killing you" with the word "killing" scribbled out. And the lame anarchy symbol...I imagine someone with a checking account balance of $56.89 wrote the "Capitalism is killing you" and some douchebag with a balance of "$36,903.77" crossed it out.Sigh.

Jackie Clarkenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-12830256582800990272006-11-13T16:38:00.000-08:002006-11-13T16:46:44.339-08:00

Jessica R. sent this in...thanks so her. "What keeps us thinking? Pussy" Of course! Jessica has a great observation on this oneThis has been up at a Wall Street station for a while now. The word (pussy) had originally been written in red, but was crossed out. Thens omebody decided that the pussy could not be denied and wrote it again in black.I love it when pussy cannot be denied. Of course I

Jackie Clarkenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-81431559455010150062006-11-13T16:18:00.000-08:002006-11-13T16:28:40.521-08:00

Another real find from a reader of the graf blog...this one is thanks to DJ. A set of stairs with the bold statment "DON'T DO THAT!"He doesn't know what it means and I don't either. To be quite frank I don't even care. I love the assumption that whatever it is you are doing - IT IS WRONG. What a way to go through life. This is wrong. In an absolute sense. Those stairs are like original sin

Jackie Clarkenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-8105295311047902112006-11-13T16:11:00.000-08:002006-11-13T16:18:09.374-08:00

I love this graffiti sent in by the adorable Damian Chadwick. One first glance it isn't much but if you treat it like one of those crazy dot pictures from the 90s where you squint and see a tiger...then you won't be disappointed.Yup. That is a penis and balls on top of the mascara. Amen brothers and sisters. Isn't it nice when the world just feels like it alwats does. It's as if the

Jackie Clarkenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-1161714812398534092006-10-24T11:19:00.000-07:002006-11-13T14:29:45.476-08:00

This is one of my FAVORITE graffitis of late because it exists on so many levels. It is for the movie Employee of the Month that sort of came and went but it features a couple current blips in the pop-culture heart monitor.DANE COOKI know most comedians despise Dane Cook. He seems like a decent hard-working guy who hooks up his friends. Is he the funniest edgiest comedian in the world, no...

Jackie Clarkenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-1161713600313161612006-10-24T11:13:00.000-07:002006-11-13T14:29:45.320-08:00

America's Next Top Model is a great show for many reasons. One reason is that all the girl drama is given the exact same weight. For example this season's first show had crying from no less than 6 of the girls. And one girl beat cancer - wow. One girl was in a plane accident and her mother died on top of her and the warmth from her dead mother kept her alive - WOW. One girl was a little

Jackie Clarkenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-1161711948341781042006-10-24T10:26:00.000-07:002006-11-13T14:29:45.191-08:00

Thanks to Mark Vignoli who spotted this on a trash can. Hopefully you can read it - it says "fuck the lesbian in the ass." As Mark pointed out, there are some spelling issues.I am hoping that Dwayne Buckle, the man attacked by a gang of petite and ornery lesbians, wrote this!

Jackie Clarkenoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-1161710759779163742006-10-24T10:18:00.000-07:002006-11-13T14:29:45.040-08:00

Thanks to Amy Sloan from Atlanta who was DETERMINED to find a local graf but found this gem in NYC.Little Man: “I’m glad the Sambo days are over!”

Jackie Clarkenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-1148940838504625132006-05-29T15:12:00.000-07:002006-11-13T14:29:44.728-08:00

I really have no comments. He is right. But I'm glad he has some sass about it.

Jackie Clarkenoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-1148940328527883382006-05-29T14:56:00.000-07:002006-11-13T14:29:44.543-08:00

An ad for FOX News sent in by the http://manhattanoffender.com/.It is hard to read but some nice simplicity here - the Fox news anchors=Monsters.

Jackie Clarkenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-1148939170802151312006-05-29T14:41:00.000-07:002006-11-13T14:29:44.388-08:00

Tiffany Morningstar sent me this (what an amazing name) and this may be one of my favorite recent graffiti postings. This is just straight-up hilarious."Be a Fat Ass Too" I don't know how this posting plays into a reality show about cooking. But it is perfect posting. Look at this man - he is all ass and balls, no arms or weiner. And he is peeking around with the nicest look on his face. He

Jackie Clarkenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-1148938257662960192006-05-29T14:16:00.001-07:002006-11-13T14:29:44.195-08:00

Somehow "Douchemobile" and "Douche while you Vespa" is sort of hilarious and ridiculous. But "Fagmobile" is mean. Maybe because it is true.

Jackie Clarkenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-1148937357852789702006-05-29T14:04:00.000-07:002006-11-13T14:29:43.861-08:00

This picture my friend Crtsyal took for me on the L stop on Lorimer. She writes "The movie is about how violence never leads to peace etc... and then ends with this real ragey sex scene that is kind of alarming and made me feel for the wife on the other end of it.""Jeez I can't even ball my wife anymore without thinking about violence begets violence...what a moral. Don't let violence ruin

Jackie Clarkenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-1148936661542207052006-05-29T13:53:00.000-07:002006-11-13T14:29:43.738-08:00

Reliable Man with a Van (Vag). Ha!This hilarious graffiti is thanks to Michael Kinney who spotted it at San Loco Tacos on Avenue A. There has to be some sort of 'vag'/'taco' joke that won't make cause me to be murdered at the hands of angry feminists but I can't think of one. If you have one, well that is what the comment section is for!

Jackie Clarkenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-1146696524399152832006-05-03T15:23:00.000-07:002006-11-13T14:29:43.596-08:00

So a typical ad for MTA services for the homeless.Altho you can't see it in the first picture (taken with my Sidekick) the kindly MTA agent has woken up the homeless man to ask him, "Do you have any change?" (I did some photoshop edits so you could get the sense of it.)

Jackie Clarkenoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-1143924326083429742006-04-01T12:35:00.000-08:002006-11-13T14:29:43.435-08:00

An ad for the new SJP film, "Failure to Launch." Let's see what our garaffiti artist thinks of Ms. Parker. "My face looks like a foot." I have to say I agree. SJP is one of those women whose sense of style has created a myth of attractiveness that isn't natural. I adore SJP and think she's fantastic (altho she did mug her way through later seasons of "Sex and the City") but I have to agree with

Jackie Clarkenoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-1140817307215170352006-02-24T13:35:00.000-08:002006-11-13T14:29:43.150-08:00

Sent in by Dan McInerney. He says "through overuse, most jokes become clichés. A precious few become classics. I think you will agree, this falls into the latter category."he he sounds about right to me!

Jackie Clarkenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-1140816868363452502006-02-24T13:30:00.000-08:002006-11-13T14:29:43.013-08:00

I *heart* Cock!Me too!Chicken for me.I like monkeys! You assholes!Sent in by "Bitch E Licious - Found this in one of the ladies' room stalls at my favorite reststop - on I84, Exit 71, Ruby Road, Willington, CT."I heart cock and monkeys too!

Jackie Clarkenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-1140816486852901382006-02-24T13:25:00.000-08:002006-11-13T14:29:42.881-08:00

Sent in by Katie Cheek in Brooklyn. Thanks Katie!Katie writes "this poster used to be on the Clinton Washington stop of the G-train. I believe it used to say "cerebral assassin." I assume Pratt Students had something to do with it, but who knows? It's hilarious either way. Enjoy."I enjoyed it, Katie. And now you all can too!

Jackie Clarkenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-1138132092779024952006-01-24T11:44:00.000-08:002006-11-13T14:29:42.723-08:00

An ad for Carmex lip balm. "It soothes." I am assuming that the ad execs in charge of Carmex meant to imply that Carmex soothes. But all of that empty space and a black sharpie have other ideas in mind. "Cock Soothes." Um hilarious. I know this isn't smart. It doesn't push the envelope in any way at all. But I love it. "Cock soothes" is the funniest possibly graffiti ever. And it

Jackie Clarkenoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-1137621155823286022006-01-18T13:41:00.000-08:002006-11-13T14:29:42.565-08:00

Special thanks to Arch for sending in this graffiti and for listening to the "Jake and Jackie Show" on 92.3 FM. Here are his comments, "This might not qualify as great graffitti, I saw it spray painted in the stairwell of the G train. I love the copyright symbol at the end, is the person copyrighting the wrong spelling of 'you're'?"Arch, this DEFINITELY qualifies as great graffiti. You are a

Jackie Clarkenoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-1136663743339656922006-01-07T11:39:00.000-08:002006-11-13T14:29:42.421-08:00

Someone graffed a PSA poster for AIDS. Poor Rosie O'Donnell. Even when she does something good. She's called out for being a chub. "Why doesn't Rosie O'Donnell have to worry about getting the Asian Bird Flu? Because she's a pig." Ha ha...ok it's pretty funny.

Jackie Clarkenoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-1135748489806276392005-12-27T21:36:00.000-08:002006-11-13T14:29:42.246-08:00

"Project Runway" is one of my FAVORITE shows. I am obsessed with it! Tim Gunn is elegant and sincere. Heidi Klum is a charmer and a stunner even at 7 months pregnant! And the show is heart-breaking! Diana is such a weird nerd. Santino is a giant dink...and who knew that Daniel Franco was the definition of classy. That said. This is great graffiti. The tagline for the show is "they sew, she

Jackie Clarkenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-1135747956431800742005-12-27T21:26:00.000-08:002006-11-13T14:29:42.095-08:00

"Munich" according to the description on IMDB is "The world was watching in 1972 as 11 Israeli athletes were murdered at the Munich Olympics. This is the story of what happened next. " Written by Tony Kushner and directed by Steven Speilberg, this is going to be one of the major films of 2005. Right?What kind of graffiti would that inspire?"FUCK THIS GUY" ha ha! My kind of graffiti! The

Jackie Clarkenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-1133634573732318422005-12-03T10:22:00.000-08:002006-11-13T14:29:41.968-08:00

Wow. What a simple tasteful ad. What graffiti would this inspire?WOW! "I will not pay taxes!" Imported beer and taxes. OK, I get it. I can actually really relate to this grafitti post. As I am typing this I am staring at my NY State Dept. of Taxation and Finance warrant for failure to pay taxes. $846.65. Oppsie poopsie! I feel like such a criminal. I feel like my Dad!

Jackie Clarkenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-1130104389219165112005-10-23T14:46:00.000-07:002006-11-13T14:29:41.820-08:00

This is one of my favorite recent graffiti posts. It's simple and beautiful.An ad for "Fox and Friends." There is no graffiti on it at all except for one small drawn ribbon to the right of the ad. "Think Like Me"I think this is where graffiti becomes art. And once again the masses that pass this ad on a daily basis decided, together, that this ad needed no more graffitit. Just the unwritten

Jackie Clarkenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-1129602428694158532005-10-17T19:22:00.000-07:002006-11-13T14:29:41.690-08:00

This graffiti is from an NYC 2005 debate poster. Look at the grammar on this one. Grammar good. Punctuation bad. I love the graffiti artist wrote, "I am he." That is right on grammatically. But he is missing a comma. It should read, "I am he, bitch." Or even better would be, "Bitch, I am he." Grammar aside, the artist clearly drew this woman to look like Jesus. I would be fine with the

Jackie Clarkenoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-1128352686393907092005-10-03T08:11:00.000-07:002006-11-13T14:29:41.548-08:00

There is this movie theatre in Brooklyn that has been shut down for some time. No one bothered to take down the names of the movies still on the marquee, "Man on Fire" and "Van Helsing." I was delighted to see that some Brooklyn citizen took matters into his own hands."Hanna have snail venom from Ginseng fern."

Jackie Clarkenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-1127673376395079652005-09-25T11:35:00.000-07:002006-11-13T14:29:41.267-08:00

I am so excited! Someone else sent me some graffiti! Of course it is from the C train. The C train has, in my opinion, the best graffiti in the city.The comments below are, Dan McInerney's. He's the sweet sweet man who sent me this. Yay Dan! Little Chris is saying “There you are sweating your ass off on the platform for half an hour because the conductor of the “C” train is jackin’ off to a photo

Jackie Clarkenoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-1127157242619894982005-09-19T12:13:00.000-07:002006-11-13T14:29:40.945-08:00

My blogging buddy, Victory Cheese, sent me a great SAN FRAN graffiti that I have to post. Personally, I am always surprised when a notoriously liberal part of the country spews racist bile. But the response to the graffiti is very San Fran. I think the author runs a group therapy session on anger management and has recently fulfilled a life-long dream of taking a stand-up comedy class.The

Jackie Clarkenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-1126804318387148682005-09-15T10:01:00.000-07:002006-11-13T14:29:40.787-08:00

"Does this butt make this room look small? No, it makes you look stupid." I have to agree with Jai. There are so many things wrong with this ad that even the graffiti can't save it. Not that Jai didn't try. I really hate this whole dumb Manhattan Mini Storage campaign. All of the ads are stupid but this one takes the cake. Can you imagine posing for this picture? I guarantee this was a non-union

Jackie Clarkenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-1126644819245181272005-09-13T13:47:00.000-07:002006-11-13T14:29:40.602-08:00

Fitzgerald and Fitzgerald - they fight for brain damaged kids. What's that little sick baby saying?"Out of Iraq."Even little baby's who can't speak somehow manage to communicate the need to get out of Iraq.

Jackie Clarkenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-1126574274417881572005-09-12T18:01:00.000-07:002006-11-13T14:29:40.467-08:00

Graffiti found on "Lord of War" posters.Mostly Bush-haters. I find it rare to pass an unblemished "Lord of War" poster, as I did yesterday in Soho. Maybe fancy makes people less political. "He's just trying to make a buck." Oddly sympathetic to the Lord of War. Maybe Condoleeza Rice scrawled this one when she was buying shoes in NYC last week."Impeach Bush." Why did he have sex?This one is a

Jackie Clarkenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-1126573155992389322005-09-12T17:53:00.000-07:002006-11-13T14:29:40.294-08:00

Everybody Hates Chris coming soon to the UPN. I love the fall TV season-what shows will fail? What shows will succeed? Everybody Hates Chris looks really funny. I wonder what the pilot's about.I should have known. It's about Chris Rock turding on his father's head. And lemme tell you something. That man doesn't look like he's going to turn away from the turd any time soon. He's gonna take it.

Jackie Clarkenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-1125987582800181262005-09-05T23:17:00.000-07:002006-11-13T14:29:40.151-08:00

This lil guy made me smile. I think he's supposed to look mean but he's doing a terrible job. Why? 'Cause he's so fucking cute!

Jackie Clarkenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-1125987428650378972005-09-05T23:10:00.000-07:002006-11-13T14:29:39.951-08:00

Four Brothers. A dick and some boogies. Simple and classic. Well done Brooklyn!

Jackie Clarkenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-1125987041532169522005-09-05T23:05:00.000-07:002006-11-13T14:29:39.811-08:00

Worst Movie Ever. Lame times a million. At least that explains it.

Jackie Clarkenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-1125464952885229972005-08-30T21:55:00.000-07:002006-11-13T14:29:39.648-08:00

T Zoni language centers. This place looks CRAZY fun! I wonder what that girl's butt says.Oh no. That butt says "Rape Me." That is unclassy. And I find it hard to believe that a female butt would ASK for rape. I mean, that is pretty outrageous. Nutrageous in fact.Thank goodness that someone decided to address this awful statement with "rape this comment." Wait. What the fuck?This is why people

Jackie Clarkenoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-1125463177696398722005-08-30T21:30:00.000-07:002006-11-13T14:29:39.449-08:00

An ad for the NYPD. Someone thinks this cop is a perv. Yawn. Why am I even posting this. I am boring myself. "I suck di----" Why wasn't this statement finished? Did the author flirt with guilt after getting an evil glance? Did the author see himself in the cop's eyes? Did a train come? "I suck di---"I wonder what that nice man sucks. I shall never know.

Jackie Clarkenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-1125353225671503602005-08-29T14:54:00.000-07:002006-11-13T14:29:39.290-08:00

I love it when Good Citizens try to clean up a posting. Take this poster for the UPN drama, "Kevin Hill." This adorable baby is thinking, "Dayyuum!!! Daddy, yo breath be stankin' like Mommas pussy." Basically the baby was complaining that his father's breath smelled like his mother's hoo-ha. But that wasn't good enough for the stranger with the Fancy Pants Blue Sharpie. So let's look at the

Jackie Clarkenoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-1124645414507505492005-08-21T10:11:00.000-07:002006-11-13T14:29:38.444-08:00

The US Open is coming to New York City! I wonder what Venus talks about with the other girls?Oh, Venus. That's not a racket.

Jackie Clarkenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-1124345615967746922005-08-17T23:09:00.000-07:002006-11-13T14:29:38.306-08:00

Al Franken...what are you broadcasting to the world over the Air America airwaves?"Oh man, that was a wet one!!!I think I shit myself."I hate it when I take a triple exclamation-point shit in my pants when I'm on the radio.

Jackie Clarkenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-1124345254153906532005-08-17T23:02:00.000-07:002006-11-13T14:29:38.163-08:00

Sean Penn in an ad for "The Interpreter." "She male all gay."Normally I don't go for the homophobic graffiti. Blah. But seeing 'she male all gay' pointing to Sean Penn's sour puss made me smile. It is so wonderfully redundant it becomes a poem. 'She Male All Gay.' If I had an Abba cover band I would call it 'She Male All Gay.'

Jackie Clarkenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-1124344104565046602005-08-17T22:31:00.000-07:002006-11-13T14:29:38.039-08:00

Ving Rhames is Kojak. I wonder who else is in this USA original series. Nick Nolte as Fred SandfordVin Diesel as ShaftKevin Spacey as SuperflyWicket the Ewok as Chewbaccaand Garfield the Cat as Lassie Keannu Reeves as Huggie BearMonica Lewinsky as Ally McBeal "Pussy Eater" (I bet that was written by David Kelly.) Michael Jackson as a priestJohn Goodman as Ghandi Ted Kennedy as Al SharptonWow!

Jackie Clarkenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-1124258997233837992005-08-16T23:08:00.000-07:002006-11-13T14:29:37.923-08:00

I love the classics.

Jackie Clarkenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-1124258076813497412005-08-16T22:53:00.000-07:002006-11-13T14:29:37.788-08:00

Those missionaries.

Jackie Clarkenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-1124257446193342432005-08-16T22:38:00.000-07:002006-11-13T14:29:37.626-08:00

Ok. This one is crass but it really makes me laugh.An ad for Secret deodorant. Seems simple enough. She seems like a nice girl, a sweet girl.What could she be thinking about? What's her secret? Does she eat too much sugar? Is she dating someone at work? Oh my god. THAT'S your secret? You whore!(Special points to the good Samaritan who tried to clean it up...by misspelling 'country.' Or was

Jackie Clarkenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-1124253310847323712005-08-16T21:28:00.000-07:002006-11-13T14:29:37.479-08:00

What say you, lobster?"Bush makes me crabby!"Well put.

Jackie Clarkenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-1124250494944152592005-08-16T20:47:00.000-07:002006-11-13T14:29:37.349-08:00

A promo for "Being Bobby Brown." This sign is almost 100% unblemished. Except for Whitney's wife-beater (I'm drowning in irony.) But what does that say? Let's look closer. Please notice how 'I heart crack' is the only writing anywhere. I love that! An entire Brooklyn community looked at this poster and decided that, as far as graffiti goes, this work of art is complete.Hell to the yes.

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